{"id":38,"date":"2026-04-27T21:33:32","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T19:33:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lisa-mai.fr\/?p=38"},"modified":"2026-04-27T23:26:05","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T21:26:05","slug":"test-article-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lisa-mai.fr\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Test article 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"video-wrapper\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"NASA YouTube (Official Channel Trailer)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Rfyr7-dQnAg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Qu\u2019est-ce que vous regardez&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Qui&nbsp;? Moi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Oui, vous. Qu\u2019est-ce que vous regardez&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Rien.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Si, je m\u2019excuse, mais vous regardiez quelque chose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Je regardais\u2026 votre oreille.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019elle a mon oreille&nbsp;? Vous \u00eates oto-rhino&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Non.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Bon bah alors, foutez-moi la paix.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(Ils se rasseyent dos \u00e0 dos, et Alphonse se remet \u00e0 le regarder)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Je trouve que vous avez une t\u00eate de comptable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;:&nbsp;<em>(il se l\u00e8ve)<\/em>&nbsp;Je&nbsp;<em>suis<\/em>&nbsp;comptable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(Il va s\u2019asseoir plus loin. A nouveau, Alphonse vient s\u2019asseoir derri\u00e8re lui)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Bon bah alors, vous me suivez&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE : Oui.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE: Pourquoi&nbsp;?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Besoin de compagnie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>LE COMPTABLE : Ma compagnie pour quoi faire&nbsp;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Qu\u2019est-ce que vous regardez&nbsp;? ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Qui&nbsp;? Moi&nbsp;? LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Oui, vous. Qu\u2019est-ce que vous regardez&nbsp;? ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Rien. LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Si, je m\u2019excuse, mais vous regardiez quelque chose. ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Je regardais\u2026 votre oreille. LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019elle a mon oreille&nbsp;? Vous \u00eates oto-rhino&nbsp;? ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Non. LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Bon bah alors, foutez-moi la paix. (Ils se rasseyent dos \u00e0 dos, et Alphonse se remet \u00e0 le regarder) ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Je trouve que vous avez une t\u00eate de comptable. LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;:&nbsp;(il se l\u00e8ve)&nbsp;Je&nbsp;suis&nbsp;comptable. (Il va s\u2019asseoir plus loin. A nouveau, Alphonse vient s\u2019asseoir derri\u00e8re lui) LE COMPTABLE&nbsp;: Bon bah alors, vous me suivez&nbsp;? ALPHONSE : Oui. LE COMPTABLE: Pourquoi&nbsp;? ALPHONSE&nbsp;: Besoin de compagnie. 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